Three Mismatched Socks

Shoes and socks

"I know what I said! I said I'd run around the block buck naked, in broad daylight, if you passed your certification on the first try. You did, you win, I run - happy now?" Jack quietly reaffirmed his intention to never, ever bet against his wife again.

"Oh c'mon sweetie, it won't be that bad." Sylvia was thoroughly enjoying her husband's discomfort. "Who's going to be 'up' at this time anyway?" She just hoped he'd never find out that she'd actually passed the certification test before the bet was made. "Tell you what. I'll even let you wear your running shoes. Socks too, I wouldn't want you to hurt your feet."

Lost Colonies:Planet of the Apes

"Planetfall, Captain!" Bill's voice came over the intercom, "And they're hailing us!"

"Coming!"

I closed my terminal, bookmarking my place in the log and made my way to the command deck.

"Any sign of the CM?" I asked as I took my place in the command chair.

"There are hundreds of artificial objects orbiting the planet, Captain," Bill replied, "but none of them matches the mass or size of the CM very closely, and we're not getting a transponder blip."

"Have you answered their hail yet?" I knew what protocol said, but it was best to be sure.

"We waited for you, Ma'am!"

My Slutty Daughter

Hi my name is David and this story is about my daughter Nancy. But before I tell her story, I want to give you some background. Her mother and I were married young. Debbie was 18 and I was 20. Our marriage was great. I say "was" because Debbie died in a terrible accident when Nancy was teen.

Debbie and I enjoyed a terrific sex life. We found everything about sex exciting and began adding new things almost immediately after we were married. Beside the "normal" things we found we enjoyed showing Debbie off. That came easy since our honeymoon was to a Caribbean paradise where Debbie wore skimpy bikinis to the beach. Watching the other men look at her was a terrific turn on.